Lexicon
When Betsy and I have a third+ party involved in our outings, we quickly realize that we say some really dumb things. Things that really ought not to be expressed in words and sentence structures that have never by other souls been spoken.
Beety-Beedies: Diabetes
The High-Five: HIV
Bulldonkey: Bullshit
My stars in the morning: Oh, wow!
Copper possum and whistling squirrel: Oh, wow!
Diamonds: Shit
I didn’t just hop out of the frying pan: I wasn’t born yesterday
Bonedriver: Anything producing a great force; a bulldozer
Pubertied: to have a sudden rise in voice pitch
My half as good is still half better than your best: You’re a small-fry
He doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together to spark an intellectual thought in that noggin of his: He is dumb
